lecheeese:

and some randoms are like, “How’d you get in?! Can I get on right now?!”

I just stare at them with an incredulous look on my face, while thinking

you muggle.

(Source: landofsleepytime)

snape-thesilverdoe:

Am I ever going to get my Pottermore e-mail? 

(Source: scabber-s)