May 2013
iamanafricanprincess:
yes im a girl yes im a serial killer
plathss:
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♡ ♡ ♡ friendly reminder that liking a thing before it became popular does not give you any ounce of superiority over others, and acting like it does makes you quite an asshole!!! ♡ ♡ ♡
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wanderlust:
You say that you love rain, but you open your umbrella when it rains. You say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines. You say that you love the wind, but you close your windows when wind blows. This is why I am afraid, you say that you love me too. - William Shakespeare
piercelopez:
there are two types of crushes:
1. a casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute i’d like to get to know you better”
2. absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you fucking kidding me you are perfect wow i’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me
there is no in between
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:
how the fuck are all these people able to just run into celebrities in restaurants and gas stations and shit i’m lucky if i find two matching socks in a load of laundry on the first try
androidhal:
do u ever hate someone so much that the mention of their name makes your blood boil even if the name is said in reference to someone else
teenagedaddy:
its hard to be a good person when everyone is so stupid
icicleman:
thatpunnyguy:
what does Batman like to put in his drinks? JUST ICE
GET OUT
kiddwaynejohnson:
I’d laugh my ass off if I met a gay couple called Adam and Steve
oohtheyhavenibbles:
I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT GLOSTER CANARIES AND I’M GONNA CRY LOOKIT THEM
THEY HAVE BOWLCUTS
BOWLCUTS
LOOK AT THAT SMUG LITTLE FUCKER WITH HIS FUCKING BOWLCUT
sluttyoliveoil:
once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”
